A wave for the cameras
All fur coat and no knickers
Jayne Mansfield she came down
To cheer up the town lord Bono and his pals
They were a bit too busy saving the world
Well you have to take your
Hat off to The Edge

Those were the days my friend
We took the Stretford End
Now it's a Theatre of Dreams™
It's all smiles and handshakes
There's not a function I can't make
If the photo opportunity knocks
(two minutes Mr smith) so long you suckers
All fur coat and no knickers
Cos I just sold my funeral to HellOh Oh Oh
Those were the days my friend

We took the Stretford End
Now it's a Theatre of Dream

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Writer(s): ALLAN WHALLEY, JUDITH ABBOTT, LOUISE WATTS, NEIL FERGUSON