That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too
That woman's carryin'
Then comes Dudley
Dudley's gonna do us all a favor and tear 'em both a new asshole

Dudley feels the time has come to swell his balloon
Dudley feels the time has come to clean this womb (wound)
That's right Dudley, yeah
If it had a face I won't (wanna) eat it, he said

If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
Power of the pink he said (piggy's head)
Power of the pink he said
That woman's crazy, she's themistress of a man who's crazy too

That woman's carryin'
If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
Power of the pink he said

Power of the pink he said
Power of the pink he said
Power of the pink he said

Copyright: Downtown Music Publishing
Writer(s): CAREY F MCNEILLY, DAVID L YOW, DAVID WILLIAM SIMS, DUANE DENISON