Some folks shop off the regular rack

Buy it, don't like it, they can take it back

We got to head for the rear of the store

Because we can't afford perfect anymore

As is, must go

Nobody has to know

As is, for less

Paying full price would be happiness

Some people dress in the latest of styles

Strut up and down the department store aisles

We make do with the dregs and the dross

Cost so cheap that the shop takes a loss

As is, must go

Nobody has to know

As is, for less

Paying full price would be happiness

How do we get so poor

Is this what we're working for

Dreaming of merchandise

That hasn't been marked down...twice

As is

The lady is rich but she's lacking in taste

All that Versace is really a waste

I'd wear the heck out of something so chic

Have to eat mac and cheese for three months and a week

As is, must go

Nobody has to know

As is, for less

Paying full price would be happiness

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Writer(s): AMY RIGBY