He came to the river
Of razor blades
Noticed them boating
Happy men

From standard toil
Where mosquitos fly alive
And dive
On whole tomatoes

Happy men fishing
Precise razor blades
They're slicing up whole tomatoes
Spoiler mosquitos
From vast everglades
Are diving on whole tomatoes

Copyright: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Writer(s): Robert E. Jr. Pollard